The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.
I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.
by rh15 August 26, 2009

In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.
LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE
______________________
Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
______________________
Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
by BoBoBo-Bo BoBo-Bo January 23, 2009

by BUNDOfrundo December 25, 2021

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."
by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007

When Robert James "Bobby" Fischer defeated the Russians at their own game of chess, and then left afterword, there was nothing left to prove.
by MrMathAllOfYous December 28, 2020

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.
Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

QUACKITYS LEFT TIT!!
by quackityslefttit June 1, 2021
