Noun: A large, gelatinous woman who's tits look like she's carrying a large pizza under each arm. Host to Kankles, FUPA's, (fat upper pussy area,) and major back cleavage. Usually found with at least 17 items in the ten item or less line at your local Wal-mart, haggling the clerk over the validity of expired Little Debbie coupons. Often times riding electric scooters designated for the handicapped, though their sense of entitlement suggests they deserve them more. NEVER step between a land manatee and it's prey. Like hippos, they are responsible for more deaths every year than lions and sharks combined. Especially if you step on their chalupa FUPA...
"Holy FUCK, bro! Do you see the GIRTH on that Gorgon?"
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "
by PhillipHarass October 11, 2014
Get the Land Manateemug. by Team_treezy August 29, 2017
Get the land of incestmug. When a woman is past the age of 40 and is not desired for a marriage or relationship anymore, partly due to the fact that she cannot bear children anymore and they are much younger better options half her age.
“Hey did you see Karen the other day she just turned 42”
“Yep she’s been in no man’s land for 2 years now”
“Yep she’s been in no man’s land for 2 years now”
by Finegent August 23, 2022
Get the No man’s landmug. Land of the Loops is the recording and performance name of Boston, Massachusetts-area musician Alan Sutherland. From the early 1990s till present, Land of the Loops has been creating sample- and loop-heavy indierock-influenced electronica. With the difficulty of touring for a mostly one-man electronic music outfit, Land of the Loops has instead concentrated on album releases and licensed use of songs to gain exposure. Lately, Land of the Loops has been scoring modern dance performances for Lorraine Chapman The Company.
song: multi-family garage sale
buddy: hey i got some shrooms what music should we listen to?
buddy two:land of the loops, this song called multi-family garage sale blew my mind last time.
:)
buddy: hey i got some shrooms what music should we listen to?
buddy two:land of the loops, this song called multi-family garage sale blew my mind last time.
:)
by snook_92832 April 8, 2009
Get the land of the loopsmug. by fr0st 3oo February 15, 2021
Get the pollnareff landmug. by Epicneter January 3, 2019
Get the Canadia Landmug. The area of the pussy that is beyond balls deep. No man has reached this depth and nobody has even attempted.
“Yo did you find No Man’s Land?”
“Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to try and find it. Also it’s not big enough.”
“Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to try and find it. Also it’s not big enough.”
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
Get the No man’s landmug.