Jets On/Jets Off

A popular metaphor created by the JETMILK publication signifying the amount of stimulation one is ready to receive. A reference to whether one can handle the jets in a hot tub being on or off.

JETS ON: Accepting of and open to a heightened amount of stimulation.

JETS OFF: Seeking little-to-no additional stimulation; a more chill vibe.

"Hey there's a new bar I wanted us to check out. Are you Jets On/Jets Off today?
"I'm feeling a little Jets Off maybe we can check it out tomorrow"

by lemoncurry98 April 23, 2023

jets lounge

a place w/ too much fucking arguing owned by a gay fag named landon

fuck jets lounge dean is cooler

by DefinitelyNotDean June 18, 2018

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Jet Gag

Road head but on an airplane.

Smitty gave the guy next to him Jet Gag.

by wd27 April 26, 2022

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

Water jet

Verb

When your buttox jets up water in to your back,
There for having a wet back, and some people even javelin a jerk motion when having a water jet

Oh water jet. Water jet in coming.

by Dictionary expert_numbers one July 1, 2023

Jet Coma

Jet Coma is the combination of food coma (the feeling after eating too much) and jet lag (sleepy feeling after flying from a time zone to another. Jet Coma happens when you eat too much while jet lagged you’re falling asleep.

This word was first used in 2019 in the Bay Area by Italian immigrant Luca Indrio after returning from a trip from Italy and eating way too much.

I just got back from Europe and I just ate a huge brunch, I’m about to Jet Coma really hard.

I can’t come that early I just had a big meal after getting off the plane and now I have major Jet Coma.

by Necrot510 September 17, 2019