Fresh Dick

When you haven't had sex or masturbated since you last showered.

"I still have fresh dick, I should DEFINITELY masturbate now!"

by spencinator November 24, 2015

jiggly fresh

An amusing, jocular euphemism for fat (but not obese). Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. In its noun form it is perhaps derived from the popular Pillsbury icon, Poppin Fresh.

Noun: Hey, jiggly-fresh!

Adjective: I'm not fat! I'm jiggly fresh, damn it.

by Wooginator March 4, 2008

fresh crop

First shift of girls at the strip club.

"Hey man, let's go check out the fresh crop before they are defiled in the champagne room."

by robthegod3000 June 21, 2017

Fresh Sample

(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)

Here friend, have a fresh sample.

by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009

Fresh Humble

To humble someone after you have beat them in an activity or game that they have talked trashed in.

Nick: man you got lucky.

Brad:yeah son, you was talkin all that shit before, had to hand you that fresh humble.

by Burntorangejuice June 9, 2009

eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.

Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!

by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018

Fresh Ice

When a girl has freshly shaved her pubic hair, making it smooth; just like when a zamboni goes over an ice rink making it into fresh ice.

Girl- I need to fresh ice! Its been 3 weeks.
Boy- Ewww, I fresh iced yesterday.

by Erks Mail December 2, 2010