Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small

Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger

by Douglas ward July 10, 2023

Freddie is fat

Freddo is a fat ginger chav who likes to go on bike rides with his ded nan also he has mild chlamydia in his eyelids his mam crashed a lambo and went into a coma 🐌

Freddie is fat as ur ded nan

by Horrid Henry 🐌 November 9, 2018

Freddie

the best person you can ever meet and he's always the best looking guy in the room. such a lad. A real Charmer and ladies man the women love. And he also comes with a 12 inch dick

Some new guy was sitting with all the hot girls,

he's a freddie

by tianalover9000 December 1, 2021

Freddys fazballs

It's Freddy's big fazballs

Let me suck Freddys fazballs

by Isaiah luke February 20, 2024

Freddie Poxes

A short person he’s okay he gets no girls he has a fursona and calls people bots.

Freddie poxes is short

by Ibepoppingbottles May 25, 2023

Freddie

Some really funny guy that most likely dating a girl named either bouqueque or keira

Oh you know Freddie, he’s dating Keira!
Yea because his name is Freddie

by Mohammed82 June 11, 2021