When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
Get the Shitty Baconmug. A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
Get the Bacon numbermug. Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
Get the Smokey Baconmug. A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010
Get the Bacon rejectsmug. by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011
Get the Tainting baconmug. When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018
Get the Panty baconmug. by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011
Get the Jaw Baconmug.