Bowl Bark

The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark

I just went in the shit house and left a ton of bowl bark behind

by Buttered Sausage September 12, 2023

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

Solar Bowling

When you use a magnifying glass to ignite your marijuana.

I lost my lighter, but no worries we can just go outside and go solar bowling.

by RottingDeathHead June 16, 2015

Lawn bowls

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”

by Lawn bowls activist November 10, 2020

Sleeping Bowl

Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.

I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.

by mgibson746 October 8, 2014

Bowl Buckshot

The remains of an explosive shit left on the inside of the toilet

Jake walked into the bathroom and noticed the bowl buckshot left by his soon to be ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Lord Cooper February 12, 2015