Jewish Tub

an overweight female

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.

by JewishTub August 4, 2017

jewish

(Adjective) you are jewish when you decide to save money to the detriment of you quality of life.

John: You remember Johnny who graduated with us? He's rich AF but is still living in that shack of a house

Jerry: Yeah, he's gone full Jewish

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019

Jewish calamari

Removed foreskin

Want some Jewish calamari?

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022

a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

Jewish ethnicity

The ethnicity of Jewish people which is, African American, Chinese, and Ohio

Do you know what the Jewish ethnicity is?

by Ezme eats cats June 18, 2021

Jewish Nigeria

Nigeria but the main religion is Jewish.

"Ayo wanna move to Jewish Nigeria?"

"Sure."

by idiot.com March 18, 2021