Text Tennis 

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

Text Tennis by emerson parker November 12, 2016

turtle tennis 

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

turtle tennis by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

turtle tennis 

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

turtle tennis by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

canadian tennis 

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

canadian tennis by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Reverse Tennis Elbow 

That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.

Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.

After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.

Reverse Tennis Elbow by SWilsonMc October 9, 2018

Real tennis hours 

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours

Real tennis hours my bois

Real tennis hours by Cypress1337 November 7, 2018

Real Tennis Hours 

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

Real Tennis Hours by cypressxyz November 9, 2018