Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see

Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again

by 420osis May 23, 2018

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Tettings

A norwegian slang-word for smoking marijuana,

-Bror, har du tettings? Dør for morna nå bror
-Ja g, kom spottet b

by BroDiggaD February 14, 2019

Texting

Before your officially going out with a person where you being flirty but not official

Tara:Guess what?
Kazo:What
Tara:Me and Callum are texting

Kazo:Oh my god wtf

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 24, 2019

Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship

Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019

Testing My Glider Redeploys

Going to jump off a high place. Hope that, when you press A on your Xbox or X on your Ps4 controller that a Glider will catch you. Therefore, Saving your life. Sometimes it doesn’t work and therefore... Your deceased. When this adjective is used it’s usually used to say your having a bad day and you no longer want to live

(Glider Redeploys - used in the game Fortnite that catch you when falling off of high places)

Carlo - “I'm listening to XXXTentacion right now, and damn It’s-”
Patryk - “Depressing... yeah.”
Carlo - “Might have to go on my roof so that I can test my Glider Redeploys.”
Patryk - “Bro same here.”
Carlo - “Well, see ya later man”
Patryk - “I’ll be testing my glider redeploys as well mannnnn.”

by NBA SlowBoy August 30, 2019

TEAsing

When you tease others with the tea. If done on purpose it is an evil act.

- "Damn you have no idea what happened last night... it was so crazy and-"
"Stop teasing me and get to the point!"

"Fucking Lisa proper teased me last night, she said she would tell me about what happened tomorrow"

by mags420 September 26, 2019