Switch

A game when you have one finger in your ass, and one in your mouth. When someone says "Switch", you switch them as quickly as possible.

"we were playing switch last night, I won."

by Small orange January 7, 2017

Switch Gears

An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.

Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears

by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018

Serguey Switch

When Serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.

Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"

by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009

pig switch

A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.

Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker

by ulb remorse October 21, 2009

Flipped The Switch

When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.

"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."

or

"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"

by Kranus January 27, 2007

switch

A word describing a girl who has the characteristics of a Slut, Whore, and a Bitch. (S)lut + (W)hore + B(itch) = SWITCH.

Dang, that girl Monique is such a Switch!

by jackmichelletyler August 17, 2007

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010