Wanghai Surprise

When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.

See above for an example of a Wanghai Surprise.

by Gargamel 2 July 7, 2008

Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

Bowling Surprise

A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.

Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.

by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Mall Surprise

The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.

Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.

Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...

by princessteph July 26, 2011

Booty Surplus

Acquiring copious amounts of women that can be called upon at any time, for booty time.

Connor has so many girls he has a booty surplus!

by Mr Meowbert September 8, 2012

graham surprise

When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.

it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'

by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016