Stale Sheep

Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.

1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.

by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.

Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.

by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010

Stanley Rick

The most amazing figure in the history of mankind besides Jesus, multimillionaire,pimp,war-hero,Rapstar,etc.

Jake:Dude, Stanley Rick has 456 cars in his Cabinet
Jack:Hey, do what you gotta does

by Gerald Levine September 23, 2011

Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

stalesonality

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!

Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!

by NYanonymous June 26, 2014

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster September 25, 2015

Stale-breath

When you're chewing gum for so long that it loses it's taste and starts to make your breath stale.

"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."

by Hairsway December 23, 2015