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flying squirrel

A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.
by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009
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butt squirrel

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel
by almo and sass July 14, 2003
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Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.
We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.
by Nick February 7, 2004
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Sneaky Squirrel

When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.
Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts
by Mr. Squirrel July 6, 2010
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flying squirrel

lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts
I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.
by Sosa69 February 4, 2008
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squirrel pants

The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.
I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.
by the moo December 14, 2008
mugGet the squirrel pantsmug.

ground squirrel

when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.
dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.
by delivery boyy! February 3, 2010
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