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Lake Shawnee

A small lake community in Jefferson Twp, Nj that feeds into Lake Hopatcong. Its not dirty, or trashy. Its beautiful, the trashy people are the problem. Lake Shawnee has huge turtles and a kick-ass swim team. The lake, however, is crawling with lesbians. The most beer cans you will see in your life, can be located in the woods surrounding Lake Shawnee. The east side of the lake is most deffinetly the best. the west side is trash.
by TheSharkMagnet September 26, 2007
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shawn michaels

A phenomenal professional wrestler, known for his aerial skills and mat wrestling. Sadly he was also a rodent backstage, using his stroke to manipulate the company direction, electing to turn in titles than lose them in the ring and being a general asshole. The Undertaker famously once threatened to beat him at Wrestlemania 14 as Shawn was not prepared to job to Steve Austin at the last minute. Shawn was involved in a memorable rivalry with Bret Hart. Shawn felt that he should be the WWE's top player, and his jealousy of Bret's huge international popularity and (marginally) superior pure wrestling skills drove Bret - a man who has always been said to be a true traditionalist and gentleman among greats like Mick Foley, The Undertaker and Steve Austin - to disliking him. The rivalry ensued until the infamous Montreal Screwjob, where Shawn and Vince McMahon colluded to screw Bret of his World Title. Shawn never had the international impact Bret had, and will forever be in Bret Hart's shadow, in the same way a guy like The Rock will always be in Hogan's shadow - it's the harsh truth. Politics aside, Shawn is, along with Bret Hart, one of the all time WWE greats. Folks should really judge his matches for what they are, not what sort of guy HE is/was.
Shawn Michaels may be an immature jerk, politician and all-round asshole, but he's one heck of a wrestler.
by Ted Levine March 15, 2009
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Shawn mendes

Daddy!!

Friend 1:who’s that

Friend 2:that is what you call a snack

Friend 1:that’s what you call my new daddy
Shawn mendes is what you call a daddy or a snack if your hungry
by sillysausages101 December 18, 2018
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SHAWNETTE

A CRAZY COWGIRL WHO LIKES TO ROPE CATTLE AND TAKE ZUMBA....OR A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
DID YOU SEE ANY SHAWNETTE'S AT THE RODEO....YOUR GARDEN HAS A LOT OF SHAWNETTES
by KHOO98 April 11, 2011
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Shawna

The name given to all gold hair green eyed angels after being stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The first was a gold winged angel that god had created for his own pleasure. He named her Gold and instantly became infuated with her flawless beauty and the sweet taste of sin. During day 43 of God and Golds whiskey and angel dust fuled fuck fest, an asteroid struck the earth. Realizing this bitch was bad news for the universe he was responsible of he did what any god would do. With tears in his eyes and Buck Cherry "crazy bitch" blairing threw out the heavens. He snorted one last line off of her ass that was so perfect he'd never be able to create another like it. Ripped her gold wings from her back and threw her to earth. Followed my her golden wings and his diamond tears. He then set a new law in heaven that any angel born with gold wings will not be named and shall be stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The law was known as Scentenced to Humanity Afore Winsomness induces Nympholepsy in the Almighty or Shawna. This is why any man that is lucky enoughf to find a Shawna instinctual gives her a ring made of gold feathers and diamond tears.
by Newbreed175 October 6, 2015
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tay'shawn

wow tay'shawn is really stupid for missing that question!!
by ..hghufvhtjg.. February 28, 2018
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Spawning

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.
When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010
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