In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
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The Southern states like Florida, Texas, Arizona, and California are losing their social fabric because of the spicification occurring within them.
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The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"
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-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.
-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.
Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"
-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.
-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.
Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"
n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.
v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.
v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.
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