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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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hit the splat

basically when you hear a mf say this its time to dip
john: "ayo timmy we gotta hit the splat this place is to heated"

Timmy: "yeah your right lets get tf out of here"
by phononymous January 26, 2023
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face
Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell
by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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