Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
by Booby sock July 06, 2020
by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014
The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
by SlothSamus December 02, 2019
by cybaer July 18, 2022
by peniswenisflenis September 02, 2022
A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.
If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.
Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.
Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019