Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 09, 2024

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 05, 2022

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.

" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!

by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 23, 2022

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.

by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019

Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 02, 2018