Uber Sized 

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

Uber Sized by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

Human Sized Sloth 

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

Human Sized Sloth by pesuedonando December 9, 2015

Taylor sized 

A thing that is very small compared to other people’s things/ PPs

Guy 1: I went to the store and got you some Taylor sized pens
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens

Guy 1: they are only a cm long

Taylor sized by Taylor’s friend June 11, 2019

fun sized furgle 

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.

Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.

fun sized furgle by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019

Daddy Sized

something you call someone with a big ass dick

also my friend just said she is daddy sized- some cringy friends I have

Daddy Sized by daddysizedjoe September 26, 2019

Jackman-Sized

Something that's unusually large; often a utensil, tool or other item that would commonly be small, but in this case produced to a huge proportion. An object someone has chosen to abnormally embiggen.

This jackman-sized hammer is entirely impractical. It's eight feet tall!

Jackman-Sized by AskCast February 4, 2020

Keely-Sized 

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

Keely-Sized by People that is a person March 3, 2020