it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Size queen

Likes having their pussy stretched by toys / big cocks and fisting, likes it large in size mainly girth to gape and stretch her looser,

Im such a size queen i love it when my husband fists me.

Im a size queen i need to be stretched.

by Beaverfever95 March 30, 2025

Harris size

A extremely large size of a portion of food, the biggest size you can ask for actually

“Ok we’re cutting cake, who wants a Harris size?”

by Kyngbrain September 19, 2025