I will shoot your fucking cat

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.

Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

by DankKoosher420 May 16, 2016

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shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song.

She had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try.

by sfraser November 11, 2008

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Shoopa SHOOPA

The hottest move in nightclubs around the world! Invented by Cayla, this move will pick up any guy/girl you want!
First, put you arms around your partner, and clap. Then, shake it and pelvic thrust!
While thrusting and shaking your junk, yell Shoopa SHOOPA! But, dont use this move on mommy's boy, or it will be
TOO SEXUAL!

Person 1: Shoopa SHOOPA (while shaking what their mama gave them)!
Person 2 (mommy's boy): RAPE!
Person 3 (XXX): Person 1, do not rape Person 2 at school! Do it
at home ;)!

by Clarke G February 4, 2009

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