Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success

I work hard and besides, you know im shittin

by safe23 August 22, 2011

quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

clickin' n' shittin'

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

by eurodigitalpartners July 9, 2018

Caught Ya Shittin!

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.

Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”

by John Sonix October 19, 2020

I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*

WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!

by Bambianca November 3, 2021

piece of shitting around

To go around in life as a worthless lazy bum who refuses to do any work.

Quit piece of shitting around, Dave Bliss! You’re leaving a piece of shit trail everywhere you go!

by Ralphie999 April 17, 2022