Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey

Bob is a Swift shank

by Toltalywebster July 21, 2023

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Shank

An untidy person, untidy car, untidy house. etc. Wearing untidy clothes multiple day's in a row.

Look at that shank ass!!

by Stralfazz December 14, 2008

Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

Shank

A person's leg. Usually the part of the knee or ankle

This guy scraped his shank!

by judemudrik121 November 6, 2019

Shank

A Shank is a diy prison made weapon but is also used ask a verb when u want to cut someone with a shank. Please don't cut anyone for real.

I'm gonna shank the person who made exams

by I.hate.skool._i.like.unicorns January 17, 2017

Beef Shanks

Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.

When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.

So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her

by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009