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Sex

something all people reading this wish they could be doing ;)
if you read the following, you're a pervert, but who's the one writing this, anyway?
Gwen(his love interest) and Suzanne(Gwen's best friend) left. He hadn't scored with Gwen yet, and was feeling a bit lonely. They started the count down,
3... "I can't wait any longer!" Gwen shouted, wrapping her arms around his neck and french kissing.
First, Dave pulled Gwen's dress off, leaving only her bra and lacy thongs, then she started kissing him again, then he removed her bra, His jaw dropped, her boobs were as big as two watermelon halves. Gwen unbuttoned his shirt, kissing him with every button she unhooked while he rubbed her breasts. then his pants, leaving only boxers, before she could remove them, he grabbed her waist, and sucked her boobs, licked her nipples, and massaged them. Before he could rip her thong, Suzanne looked at them like can I join? Dave responded by ripping off her bra and gasping, her breasts were larger then Gwen's 37cup. He grabbed her and they started making out, Gwen, feeling left out, exclaimed "Can we get to the actual sex now?!?" and threw Dave a couple condoms. Suzanne gave Dave a blowjob, Gwen played with Suzanne's pussy, and Dave licked her's. Then he began to fuck Gwen, while She licked Suzanne. "HARDER! THAT BARELY TICKLES!" Gwen demanded, moving her mouth from Suzanne's vaginato Dave's mouth.
"OOOH, THERE WE G-"
by slysillycat January 2, 2011
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sex

sex is like pizza when its good its good but when its bad its still good
sex is like pizza when its good its good but when its bad its still good
by sexy-man January 13, 2009
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Sex

1 - the word that determines if you are a boy or girl

2 - Gender
Yasmine: What is your turtles sex?

William: My turtles what?

Yasmine: Your turtles gender

William: Oh, girl turtle.
by FrancisGurl January 14, 2013
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sexed

-had sex with someone
-implying who you had sex with
by sarahbeara-- April 4, 2007
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Sex

Well boys and girls: When a mommy and daddy love each other ALOT they decide to make a baby. Then they pick up the phone and call the stork. The delivery takes 9 months and the package is bundle of joy.
Your mother and I like to have sex ALOT.
Always have protected sex.
by Roses are'nt Red December 15, 2008
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Sex

Something that you blurt out when you have had one too many martinis.
Harry: "And I fell down face forward."

Sally: "Well that sex, I mean sucks."
by msbrightside April 18, 2010
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sex

sex is fun!
Jake came up to Sarah and whispered in her ear, "meet me in the bathroom."she tried to talk but Jake slid his hands up her waist all the way into her hair kissed her. Jake walked away.

Sarah made her way to the bathroom where she walked over to the sink to find Jake standing there with his shirt off gazing into her eyes. he slid his hand down her chest. she looked at him stunned as he sat on the counter and grabbed her legs and pulled her up onto him. he ripped off her shirt and un-hooked her bra. she looked at him, they undressed each other.

he laid Sarah down on the counter. Jake's 10 inch hard cock started pounding her tight wet pussy. she moaned, staring up at him, eyes filled with pleasure. he went harder and deeper. Sarah screamed in complete pleasure. Jake went so deep inside her pussy and came into her and Sarah screamed again. Jake pulled out of her and Sarah moaned so good, he was hard once again so started choking her with his cock, to keep her quiet. he gagged her hard and came so much in her mouth. Sarah swallowed all of his cum. but Jake wasn't done yet. he spread her legs wide and started to eat her out. he teased he. she cried out for more and he did one passionate suck on her throbbing clit. she squirted into his face. She lay down on the floor,tired out and breathing heavily. and said "Sex is fun!" as Jake chuckled "you wont be able to walk tomorrow." they lay there for another hour until there was a loud knock at the door...

part two comes soon...
by pixicorn July 8, 2020
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