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Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
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Seven

The optimum level of anything good
I'm feeling seven awesome.
by A Wise Female (TRD) September 3, 2018
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Seven

its the new funny number. 21x69=1449 ok,1449/13=11.4615385,11-4=7 look at the first number 21 and 69 they had a baby and thee baby is 7.
Seven/7
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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by GermaniumL November 8, 2025
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