Sessons

If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.

Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.

by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014

Super Seasonal Saturday

A day in which the most awesome of people set aside time to embrace the wonderful feeling of winter. 'sss' for short, super seasonal saturday is not for the faint of heart, as many fantastic memories will be created.

On this Super Seasonal Saturday we'll be enjoying a delicious wonder roast, hopefully making it the most super saturday of the season.

Invite your closest friends, it's a super seasonal saturday!

by Whipsmog December 18, 2009

Slut Season

Better known as fall season, and more particularly the month of October, when girls must decide how slutty they will look on Halloween.

Guy sees girl picking out Halloween "outfit."

Guy:"Damn, it's slut season already?"
Girl: "I heard that asshole!"
Guy: "IDGAF"

by andthesingoesto February 25, 2012

Cuff Season

The two weeks before Valentine's when lonely people find someone so that they aren't lonely on Valentine.

Dude cuff season next week, you better bring your A game.

by Von_Sol_Ho January 14, 2017

slipknot season ticket holders

Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar

Slipknot season ticket holders like to go to gothic events

by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018

Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008