Salami Dih

A massive penis. In both girth and length. A true biological feat. Even those who don’t care for deli meats will have their mouths watering for some salami dih. If you don’t know anyone with salami dih, it might be you!

I’m a vegetarian and I still love salami dih

by weezydidit December 21, 2025

Mad Seamie

Mad Seamie is something you say when somebody does something completely mad or idiotic. You also use it sarcasticly when a person never does anything without thinking about it first.

If a person does a totally mad act you call him 'Mad Seamie' from then on.

by Joycey 201 August 4, 2007

Bare salami

Bare salami refers to having sex without a condom. (Not to be confused with bear salami the food)

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?

Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.

by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 2, 2015

steamy salami

Blowin vape clouds into a man's boxers and/or briefs, creating a steamy salami

Omg Becky he was so big I had to give him a steamy salami

by Steamysalami June 25, 2017

continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 28, 2017

banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang April 20, 2018