rivernear

Near something, but separated by one river.

"Ottawa is rivernear Quebec"

by Daniel Seismore March 27, 2004

River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

revertibro

The phenomenon in which an older mature male reverts to his immature and lewd self when spending time with old friends.

It typically manifests itself in overly sexual or macho talk and behavior.

John suffered a major case of revertibro when he saw his friend Tom, who he hasn't seen since he was seventeen.

by GFrohman November 30, 2013

river ball

The act of pissing in a bowling ball

I drank too much at that party and ended up pulling a river ball right in front of stacy's mom

by 666 party with the devil bitch March 31, 2015

River Bottom Dweller

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.

That guy is such a river bottom dweller.

by Lanee June 9, 2015

River Snickers

Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.

"Dude, I thought you needed to find a bathroom? "

"Nah, I dropped a river snickers ."

by Deuce McCalister August 16, 2016