ass pounder

The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.

Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder

by Pete aka Smokey December 26, 2008

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eight pound socks

Large breasts, big boobs

1.Todd played with Jenny's eight pound socks.

by Larson November 9, 2006

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iced-poundcake

after stimulating yourself enough your dick enough ejaculate all over the girls boobs and than start punching them for a while

she said her chest was iching so i gave her an iced-poundcake.

by blue/asian December 3, 2006

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nice bro pound it

A sign of respect and praise between bros. Similar to the high five.

Ryan-Dude, we totally wrecked that chick last night.
Gavin-Nice bro pound it. Now lets go listen to some Dave Matthews Band.

by Gavy G June 11, 2008

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Proud a you

A complimentary phrase one might make to another person, accompanied by a 'pat' on the head, or a 'boop' with the finger on the nose, to distract the recipient from a booger being wiped on them.

Originally seen in Family Guy, episode: "Stewie Kills Lois."

Lawyer: Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?

Chris: Well...now that you mention it...

FLASHBACK TO:

Peter picks his nose. He tries to flick his booger off of his index finger. It won't budge.

Peter: Hey Meg..................Proud a you.

Peter strokes her head. The booger sticks.

by davemcnasty November 21, 2010

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