banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i have to banana problem your damn computer everytime i come over. you fucking n00b!

by Benji March 13, 2005

banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i fix the same banana problem on your ghey computer everytime i come over here.

by Benji March 5, 2005

Problematic

Gay, or at the very least bi, but in a closeted environment where you can’t just be like “I’m gay” so you say “I’m Problematic” instead and your other problematic friend just nods and is like “same”

“God, Dylan has got me so problematic. Why does he have to look so freaking hot all the time. I’m problematic.”

by demipankpopstan August 10, 2018

poklin

to Poke somone in a very odd place, also refer to pokuanlin, or pokin

stop poklin me!

by kak March 26, 2003

Procleaninating

Procrastinating by doing unnecessary cleaning.

I have a paper due tomorrow so I was procleaninating all afternoon. Paper's still not done but my room looks like I just moved in!

by jerodast2 November 27, 2009

problemics

argument on problems so as to sort them out. From 'problem' and 'polemics'.

The parties are now in problemics to work out a plan for reducing grinding poverty in the country.

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2010

proclamaimed

To lose an argument, or sound stupid when trying to say something because you spoke first, or the person you are arguing against is unreasonably stupid, a bigot or a dissentomatic

Sarah: Lowering taxes will save taxpayers money

Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.

Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?

Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.

Sarah: (pulls out pistol)

Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag

by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011