Phisting

When you receive a phishing text message.

He got an erotic text message that inviting him to join log into a special web site to meet up, but it turned out it was just a scammer phisting him.

by Sleepthief June 9, 2018

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

pistled

like pissed, but a little embarrassed. Like when you're upset that something has made you upset.

*playing church basketball*
*gets dunked on*
*gets pistled*

by m34twh1stl3 February 22, 2019

Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019