polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

by matt12133 March 29, 2008

polish oysters

popcorn, specifically that served at a large party with polish shrimp (corn twisters)

We were strapped for cash, so we offered our guests polish shrimp and polish oysters

by offensive otis December 11, 2009

Polish Shower

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.

Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.

by Mr. Fields! May 6, 2005

polish shower

To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."

"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."

by assomatic March 10, 2010

Polish Standoff

Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.

In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.

I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.

by GloriaB September 30, 2007

Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

by binx12512 October 31, 2011

Polish Hostage

Another term for a person wanting to attempt suicide, usually involving police intervention.

Officer Smith had to respond to the high railroad bridge over the river- There was a polish hostage up there threatening to jump.

by Someone unlisted November 20, 2010