No Macklemores Please

Winning because of all the wrong reasons.

Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album

Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....

Jeff-😳😳

James-Sally just went ham on your ass

by MysteriousForevs January 25, 2014

please to bye

wanting and end to a annoying / upsetting conversation or situation, involving two or more persons, in or around the same area...

citizen: clearly, legally parked on a street.

officer: be careful of the cone and put on your seatbelt...

citizen: frowns, please to bye!. does it look like car moving?!

by toogrownup March 13, 2025

Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.

Please speak English, i can't understand you

by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020

Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.

Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024