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pear

A sweet, green, lightbulb-shaped fruit.
At the shop, Taylor Swift bought a few pears and a watermelon.
by lemon_85 June 23, 2018
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pearler

A beauty, a winner.

Presumably one may exclaim this when an oyster is cracked open "shucked" to reveal a pearl within its manky outter shell. In the similar fashion "eureka" was yelled when someone found gold, so that everyone in the area knew where to run towards, most likely to shoot the proclaimer, and pinch the gold nugget.
Someone tells a joke. The crowd laughs. "that was a pearler" someone exclaims.
Someone gets a flat Tyre or puncture. The sidewall is absolutely fucked. "Oh thats a pearler there. buddy"
by savagemastery July 26, 2018
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Pearled

She pearled that blunt.
by Bloodfeather August 14, 2018
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Peargasm

When you carve open the inside of a pear to where you can use it as a fleshlight to the point of ejaculation and orgasm with intense screaming involved
It's ok honey... I'll just finish with trying to peargasm
by Pear dad October 28, 2018
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pearl poppin

When a girl "pops her pussy" & her phat clit pops in & out of site because of her clapping pussy lips & booty cheeks.
" Yall don't understand, I'm mesmerized by these African girls twerkin & pussy poppin so fast they be pearl poppin, sheeet its like a show on top of a show, u can see their phat pearl-tongues peeking out more & more!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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Louisiana pearl

Louisiana pearl - sex act and/or prank;
1. When a male allows only the tip and bulbus end of his penis to show while floating in murkey or swampy water.

2. Also can be done in a bath tub, but must have foamy bulbbles to hide your body.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go take the girls down to the lake and look for Louisiana pearls." Meanwhile you would have sent another one of your guy friends (preferably a virgin) down to the lake early to hide in the water. Only to have the girls find the pearl and give it a good tug.
by EarthRocker July 10, 2011
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man pearl

A male's kidney stone.
That man pearl is huge! You should have it set in a ring.
by kadafi May 7, 2015
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