wash my onion 

to have sex and blow inside

hey G***F ..come wash my onion

wash my onion by g w a April 29, 2008

Glass Onion 

Sorry, the Beatles did not invent this term. A Glass Onion is just an onion shaped bottle that was invented in the 17th century. Determine is also often used to describe glass onion like door knobs.

“ looking through a Glass Onion“ might mean to see things in a warped and bizarre way. It could also just mean looking at things from the bottom of a bottle (drunk).

I could give several references, but my best advice would be just to look it up anywhere else.

“ is ‘glass onion’, a deep philosophical phrase?

Oh no, it’s a type of bottle…. You pretentious goofball”

Glass Onion by Lord Tracey January 7, 2023

Pulp Onion 

1. A Ram's Horn menu item that includes all of the breakfast items possible in one and optionally served with a firecracker on top, formerly known as the Paul Bunyan.

2. A rare un-google-able vegetable often craved by people with horrible hearing disorders.

I though he was ordering a Paul Bunyan; however, I was shocked to find a Pulp Onion on his plate.

Pulp Onion by Niktastic September 10, 2010

Brown Onion Ring 

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.

I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!

Brown Onion Ring by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012

Blooming Onion 

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.

RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".

Blooming Onion by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018

tongue the onion 

To tongue the onion is to lick ones sphincter.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Dude, was awesome. I got her to tongue the onion!

tongue the onion by offious July 14, 2010

sour cream and onion 

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection

After that party I woke up and realized we had sour cream and onion.

sour cream and onion by Llso March 10, 2014