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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.
Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.
by wahtduh May 8, 2014
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Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks
She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress
by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020
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Jock

An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.
A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH

another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017
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jocke

by ALksjdj December 12, 2016
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jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.
"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack
by oml.zebra June 14, 2016
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