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Pi 3:14

The banned Book of Pi, chapter 3, verse 14, where the prophet wrote: “I have seen and experienced all beautiful, irrational, imaginary, metamathematical, transcendental, and sacred things about the number π under the sun; all of them are man-made and meaningless, a chasing after the next mathematical shiny object.”
Does Pi 3:14 sound like a mathematical equivalent of Ecclesiastes 1:14, where King Solomon with all his wisdom and wealth concluded that all is vanity?
by Fasters January 13, 2022
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Pied Up

These bills are never-ending! Im too pied up to try rising to my feet.
by Brianon Parimays July 13, 2016
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tl;pi

Literally, "Too long; playing ingress"

Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long and you are currently playing ingress.
Such a lovely text you got there. tl;pi
by peanutbutterjeallycookie November 17, 2013
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Pied

When someone you plan on spending time with, ghosts you or drops you for something else with a rubbish excuse. You've been pied.

See also, definition of busy.
Am gettin pied .

He's pied you off for someone else.

He pied me off to go out with them instead.
by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022
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Pi Pyramidologist

One who numerologically believes that the value of the number π and a number of mathematical formulas are encoded in the structure of the Great Pyramid in Egypt—for example, the perimeter of the base of the Great Pyramid divided by twice its height supposedly gives the value 3.150685.
Pi pyramidologists restrict their attention to the Great Pyramid but ignore other Egyptian pyramids—if the heights and base dimensions of 22 true pyramids were used to calculate π, the value ranges from 2.58 to 4.42.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
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Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.
Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.
by Numerati November 12, 2023
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