Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.
"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney
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loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".
Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.
by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018
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Loose Barbie

A girl who thinks she's hot, kind and popular, when in reality she's not that, just a nasty snake, she'd be so much hotter with a kinder personality (a nickname mainly used for chavs)
M: Oh, my God. Loose Barbie saw me today and looked down so I wouldn't recognise her!
T: Really?! Oh, my God.
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Loose Socks Daisuki

A term to describe highschool girls during the 90’s-2000’s. During this era baggy socks were popular highschool girls. Loose (baggy) socks daisuki, meaning I like girls in highschool.

Also referenced in an old drifting video called video option. Nomura Ken is teaching a salary man on how to drift. He explains the limited slip differential they’re looking at is LSD. He uses the term loose socks daisuki, something they both understand being old pervy men.
by Anon249 August 15, 2019
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loose bowel control

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
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Loose Dog

when you are doing doggy style on the bed and the girl you fucking is mad loose
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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