jiggly fresh

An amusing, jocular euphemism for fat (but not obese). Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. In its noun form it is perhaps derived from the popular Pillsbury icon, Poppin Fresh.

Noun: Hey, jiggly-fresh!

Adjective: I'm not fat! I'm jiggly fresh, damn it.

by Wooginator March 4, 2008

fresh crop

First shift of girls at the strip club.

"Hey man, let's go check out the fresh crop before they are defiled in the champagne room."

by robthegod3000 June 21, 2017

Fresh Dick

When you haven't had sex or masturbated since you last showered.

"I still have fresh dick, I should DEFINITELY masturbate now!"

by spencinator November 24, 2015

Fresh squeeze

Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end

Damn they can play 2K they must be fresh squeeze

by 2K man May 17, 2019

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Fresh Ice

When a girl has freshly shaved her pubic hair, making it smooth; just like when a zamboni goes over an ice rink making it into fresh ice.

Girl- I need to fresh ice! Its been 3 weeks.
Boy- Ewww, I fresh iced yesterday.

by Erks Mail December 2, 2010

eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.

Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!

by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018