wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.

Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"

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Get Noodle

Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.

Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!

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When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

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There are two common uses for the phrase “my noodles just doodled”

a) to be really excited for something
b) to have a near death experience

a) *your boyfriend proposes to you* “my noodles just doodled”

b) *someone almost runs you over* “my noodles just doodled”

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It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

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always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean

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A statement made to notify others you are back from being gone.

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