quirky nonce 

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

quirky nonce by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

Nocker nonce by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Dog Nonce 

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

Dog Nonce by Capybatman January 25, 2020

swaylay nonce 

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

swaylay nonce by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020

Blondie nonce 

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

Blondie nonce by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake

"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"

Strawberry Nonce Cake by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020

stroaky nonce 

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

stroaky nonce by top_shagger February 25, 2021