mushroom stamp

pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead

1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"

by Robby V. October 21, 2009

electronic mushroom stamp

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

by Brosanne February 26, 2011

cream of mushroom soup

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

black mushroom stamp

When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.

"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"

by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

by Auz March 5, 2008

purple headed mushroom

penis

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008