An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 01, 2022
A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.
by Marc P September 21, 2008
A specific slang term used to describe a third generation Chevy Camaro, or Iroc Z28. Commonly used by automotive enthusiasts in the northern New England area.
Cars and coffee was great this morning, lots of cool shit. Would've been better if that dick in the mullet bullet would stop ripping donuts and getting us all kicked out. Damn thing makes alot of noise for 170 horsepower.
by Blackberry Lemonade October 01, 2023
Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.
You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.
by Prof. Pressure April 08, 2019
A slang term used in the vintage tee shirt community to define a tee with a small graphic print on the front and a much larger graphic print on the back.
by Dannydos August 03, 2022
A slang term used in the vintage tee shirt community that defines a tee shirt with a small graphic print on the front and a big graphic print the back.
by Dannydos August 03, 2022
Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
by Silky mane July 03, 2020