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mickey mouse job

A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.
"Hey did you ever get your car fixed?"

"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
by Kevin McNaught May 12, 2006
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rolling the mouse wheel

Masturbating a woman or girl to orgasm. This takes its name from the "flicking" motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. In masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady's clit.

Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.

A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.
HMB (who is male): So, AC, what did you do all day today?

AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.

HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?

AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.

HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?

AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.

HMB: Typing in the gussets.

AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.

HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.

AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.

HMB: Petting the cat.

AC: Fingering the bald suspect.

HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...

AC: !
by HMB December 9, 2006
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12 ounce mouse

a mouse that works as a cab driver for a shark but also robs banks with a chinchilla.
The 12 Ounce Mouse from Rock Steady Town, Beep Bop County USA
by The 27 July 28, 2008
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move the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.
by weave March 22, 2003
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Mickey Mouse Reseller

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot
by ERESAW March 15, 2021
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Mickey Mouse Followers

A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.
I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison
by edskufhskg February 3, 2021
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