mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018

mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound

I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

Mississippi Mud Tug

Jerking off while pooping

“Kody has a Mississippi Mud Tug after dinner.”

by KennisisLakePrankster November 15, 2025

Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice

Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!

by Dingis232 May 3, 2023

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

by toree05 March 12, 2022