never mind

You should have listened to me the first time.

*phone conversation*
Jan: I love you
Mike: I love you too!
Jan: What?
Mike: I said I love you too!
Jan: What?
Mike: I said, never mind...

by iwasntpayingattentionsorry December 18, 2012

Mind Fuck

The fourth base of extreme confusion and discovery. A step up from getting your mind "blown". It's a bit more of an intimate revelation than simply being blown.

Inception was a Mind Fuck. When you learned that you can't hum with your nose closed, your mind was probably only blown.

by 41D4N October 5, 2011

Mind Blowing

Experience during JFK's assassination that left many people in shock, especially the now-deceased president.

"Damn, JFK's assassination was Mind Blowing!"

by R3DFluXx October 30, 2016

mind melt

When an outside force causes you to lose brain cells just by looking at you

psych nurses, psychologists, psychotherapists, aliens and ex gfs all cause mind melt by staring at you

by Desmoci October 4, 2013

mind fondeling

going past sex.

they went all the way to mind fondeling!!

by ChristineBean January 13, 2009

criminal minded

(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.

Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.

by BAUFBIJETS April 22, 2011

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011