Michigan

Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.

Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”

by That smart motherfucker October 15, 2021

Michigan Wind Strom

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation

Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard

by Jjettas March 19, 2024

clio michigan

A state small in Michigan that is close to Saginaw and Flint

Hey are we going down to Clio Michigan

by @Claire_folcik This my tictok October 29, 2020

michigan dogan

A synonym of a powerful gender. The ugly type of genders... You know, the guy/girl/thing who constantly touchas his spaghett. He loves making doodles of transgender men, weird weddings and women with no cleavage, just a large giraffe neck. WILD BOAR!1!111!! He knows da wae, because he is filled with ebola. MWAH! MAGNIFCO! Fest(misprononsiation of fasttttttttt)(This is a complete mess..)

He's such a Michigan Dogan!
Michigan Dogan ur vry hairy!
Roses are red,
Michigan Dogan is hairy,
He touches his spaghett
And calls it Mary.

by ShaSaRazmaJa2002 March 08, 2018

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.

"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."

by G_freezy September 08, 2018