Bronx math is a shitty school mad ghetto so people who went there end up working at McDonald’s on Burger King they be having mad fights (it’s funny tho) they be skipping class we be smoking in the bathroom getting litty nah let me stop but are teachers be sucking mad dick like always 🤣 but that school is trash Odee
by Blood4L April 10, 2019

German math textbooks that were used during the reign of Adolf Hitler in the Second World War, whose word problems often mockingly or sickeningly demonize the “undesirables.”
One 1941 Nazi math question is: “Every day, the state spends RM 6 on one cripple; RM 4 1/2on one mentally ill person; RM 5 1/2 on one deaf and dumb person; RM 5 3/5 on one feeble-minded person; RM 3 on one alcoholic; RM 4 4/5 on one pupil in care; RM 2 1/10 on one pupil at a special school; and RM 9/20 for one pupil at a normal school. Calculate the expenditure of the state for one pupil in a special school and one pupil in an ordinary school over eight years and state the amount of higher cost engendered by the special school pupil.”
by MathPlus December 29, 2020

When a Maths question tries to trick you/when you think you finished your maths work but there is more to do
*John* Ok let's do this maths question. *sees the question and gets confused* huh whats this ahh its trying to math-bait me.
*Student* Finally I'm done! Miss I'm finished! *Teacher comes and checks his work* sees that he has one left* *Teacher* Actually you have not. *Shows him the extra sheet* *Student screams*
*Student* Finally I'm done! Miss I'm finished! *Teacher comes and checks his work* sees that he has one left* *Teacher* Actually you have not. *Shows him the extra sheet* *Student screams*
by toomanyragers June 26, 2021

by Messiur September 18, 2022

"letters in math" are like a torture, u can feel the bad vibes in the classroom when a teacher say "x worth this and this and bla bla bla"
by Pretty_Boi June 24, 2021

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.
by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016
