Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.

"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."

by FilledZac November 22, 2019

Lock that mash

A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes

She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash

by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022

mash

can mean absolutely anything in any tense

pretty mash

by pizzasteve123 February 24, 2021

pie mash

a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body

...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos

by itsAjokeTing December 16, 2016

Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016

Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021