Mariana

A female who has enough wit to bring men to tears, and enough beauty to bring men (and women) to absolute war. A Mariana is full of passion, and has a romantic zeal that would have made Shakespeare weep. Marianas enjoy the arts and sciences with intellectual fervor and undying commitment. They have many talents, and are equally adept, for instance, at building a modern skyscraper, or composing a collection of poems. Marianas enjoy connecting with others on a deeper level, and welcome adventure with a calm curiosity. They typically don't like to go to sleep at a particular time, and instead prefer to accidentally fall asleep. Take heed when bringing a Mariana into a room with non-Marianas; for non-Marianas are likely to develop jealousy and remorse for their condition of not being a Mariana.

Example 1:
Guy: "Do you know Mariana?"
Other guy: "Yeah".
Guy: "Man, she's hot stuff."
Other guy: "SO hot, man."

Example 2:
Girl: "Hey, is that a Mariana over there?"
Other girl: "Oh wow, it sure is."
Girl: "Gosh, I wish I was a Mariana."
Other girl: "Me too."

by funnyguyone November 29, 2021

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Mariana

She is that perfect girl with lovely eyes and always perfect hair. Half the world has a crush on her. Her smile is charming. She is an angelic looking girl who is beautiful both on the outside and inside. You will never get tired of her, really...dude she is perfect.

Friend: Look what a perfect girl!
Me: It's Mariana...she's amazing isn't she?
Friend: My dream girlfriend!

by Riana 🌸🦋 November 30, 2021

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